For one reason or another (most likely just the one reason, my shameless begging), you have decided to give this blog a try, and we thank you for this. And in this hopeless economic downturn (seeing how it "turned" a good while back, I was quite tempted to call it just, down, but common sense assured me calling it an "economic down" may perhaps make me sound like an idiot and undermine my eventual rise to superstardom), we are honored to be your entertainment in between resume submissions. If you have read to this point, and are thinking to yourself, these guys are a bunch of morons looking to further deteriorate the quality working hours in America (think facebook) by providing silly jokes and not a shred of useful information whats so ever, then yes, you would be correct.
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Now if you have read this sentence, you are certainly entertaining the idea that wasting time here could very well be..... well.... entertaining; and brilliant minded (oh yes) writers with dubious educational qualification is most definitely your cup of tea. Please read on.
Generation aptathy is a view of our modern day society through the point of view of two (cough.. ) unemployed (more coughing..) individuals, my permanently up to nogood buddy Charlie, and myself. Though we are by no means unemployable, it is the get rich quick schemes and the sell your soul to the devil dealings that float our respective boat (mine being a much larger boat due to an obsession with all things food). So one day amidst the next ride to ohsorichville through the likes of ebay.com, it was decided that this blog would allow us the platform for one of our few socially approvable skills.
Please do check back every few days as we promise to bring you the latest bits of useless information and make you the king (or queen) of the water cooler.
Sincerely,
Raymond Chau
ahem! who was the smart one that told you to start a blog...although you are just about a month late! where are the few pictures that you did take..
ReplyDeletelol ray has started up on the blogging train i see....how about you just come to ny and that'll be settled
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