The Modernist Easter

Easter has past and it was time for the pope to give his annual Easter message. Bulgarian born Pope Bendictus XVI formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger decreed that our world has sunken into a downward spiral of moral corruption … Talk about ego, who needs a big hat and organized religion to tell us were breaking their rules. We may all have our gripes with the Catholic Church, but it’s time for the children to get off the laps of their local parishioner, quit collecting their, oh so delicious, sinfully sweet “chocolate eggs” and listen to the man with the hat for goodness sake.

“I support thee, Generation Aptaphy!”

This post is in no means a way to overshadow God's chosen messenger. If the Pope is reading this post, I would like to ask, where can I get a hat like that? For relaying your beloved message, I believe I am due some promotional goods, I.E. hat. Or perhaps, one day, if the Pope feels that he is no longer able to pope it up, I'll gladly substitute myself.

Don’t get me wrong though, this in no way reflects the “God fearing views”, we writers at this particular blog may or may not possess. I myself believe wholly in confession…if it weren’t for it, this blog would be void of any tasteful content. So, respectfully, I’ll lay down my Angels baseball cap to you pope. If it was not for your moral superiority and your exponentially bigger gold laced hat, I’d have no content for today’s blog post.