Monday, May 4, 2009
Im satired of taxes
name: Charlie
DOB: Old enough to drink
Personal Income: I have a paradoxical enjoyment of the progressive tax code here...
Number of dependents: hmmm..contraceptives=$2...illegitimate children=$500 per...invest for the future here
Employer- where's my job, Obama?!
Deductions: If i could find all those happy hour receipts now....
Contraceptives- Does the gov't really want more of us around?
Taxi Cabs- I do my part, "buzzed driving is drunk driving" according to the gov't, this should be deductible
Newspapers- Its a dying industry that your (Obama, Again) undoubtedly going to bail out.
And now that another tax day has gone by and you get to wonderfully see a substantial amount of your income being given out to the old people, the poor people, and to the children, remember that taxes is the American way. Rather we wouldn't have such a lovely nation, if our forefathers had not complained about their taxes. So for all you working people out there, keep on it. I one day will look into some child's eye and say...$2 dollars deductible and $500 tax refund in the same fiscal year...what a great country.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
marathon
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
treehuggin.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Spot that Asian!
This is Michelle Malkin, a republican pundit and conservative journalist. Well even though she is on the supposed losing side, I drop my hat to you Michelle for taking your place amongst the political process. Additionally, Michelle has made many appearances on the Bill O' Reilly show, a fellow republican broadcaster, and I would just like to say, if you had a show I would gladly skew my political beliefs to have you take over the Bill O' Reilly show. I'm doing it for our culture.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Dear Uncle Sam,
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Mary Jane tale.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Extreme hardcore slip n slide
NC-17... ?
Although yours truly was once upon a time a suede shoes wearing bad boy (dubbed by... self), and commonly referred my comrades as the 5 letter word that rhymes with igga, this blog will (for the most part anyway) be free of profanity and racial humor, its just too easy. We strive for humor of a much higher quality.
Monday, April 13, 2009
The Modernist Easter
Easter has past and it was time for the pope to give his annual Easter message. Bulgarian born Pope Bendictus XVI formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger decreed that our world has sunken into a downward spiral of moral corruption … Talk about ego, who needs a big hat and organized religion to tell us were breaking their rules. We may all have our gripes with the Catholic Church, but it’s time for the children to get off the laps of their local parishioner, quit collecting their, oh so delicious, sinfully sweet “chocolate eggs” and listen to the man with the hat for goodness sake.
“I support thee, Generation Aptaphy!”
This post is in no means a way to overshadow God's chosen messenger. If the Pope is reading this post, I would like to ask, where can I get a hat like that? For relaying your beloved message, I believe I am due some promotional goods, I.E. hat. Or perhaps, one day, if the Pope feels that he is no longer able to pope it up, I'll gladly substitute myself.
Don’t get me wrong though, this in no way reflects the “God fearing views”, we writers at this particular blog may or may not possess. I myself believe wholly in confession…if it weren’t for it, this blog would be void of any tasteful content. So, respectfully, I’ll lay down my Angels baseball cap to you pope. If it was not for your moral superiority and your exponentially bigger gold laced hat, I’d have no content for today’s blog post.